Friday, May 30, 2008

Guys ....

Let's begin....They 1 all in colours was my opinion..

GUys Should Know about girls

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do

2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
(Some girls hold on to grudge? Some girls might not forgive you easily?
My advice, think before you act)

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
(Definitely =P)

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
(hahaha =P)

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
(I heard some people said that all .. No offence ok. It's normal I suppose?)

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
)

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy…
(Well, I don't really discuss such matter though, but I wouldnt mind going dutch ^^)

11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
(It shows that you care for her, so why not? I personally enjoyed being cared ^^)

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him
(I agree!)

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
(If we can acompany you to watch movie(s) of your choice, I bet you can do the same)

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
(This is an important point, personally)

19. Don't flirt with their moms… That's just freaky.
(Try if you dare... I'll be very willing to watch the process! lmao)

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like CRAP, so be understanding.
(Yeah... just tolerate us, you guys are lucky you don't have to go through it)

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
(Don't stereotype, not all lady drivers are well, bad?
Well, I dont mind being driven around, hehe)

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